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"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Rocket Ark

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

New York Gondolier

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

GPS Systems.

Retro Kid.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

AstraZeneca

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Early Space Blunders

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'