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"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Rocket Ark

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

New York Gondolier

Serious business

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

GPS Systems.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

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'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Retro Kid.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Early Space Blunders

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'