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Early Space Blunders

Satelite television

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Caliologist

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Moon Lander

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Migration Music

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction