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'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Moon Lander

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

News Wear World

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

GPS Systems.

Terry Wogan

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

WPC

"And now, our newest hit song..."