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'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

DAB vs AM/FM

101 uses of a dead cat: walkie talkie.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'What really hurts is, i didn't even get to listen to Terry Wogan.'

"It's this disk jockey - I'm sure he's smoking."

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Not-so-easy listening...

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Sheep of the 1970's

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Nostalgiaville

"I'm all shook up."

WPC

Lord Robert Winston