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Music charts development.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Before the Internet

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Boombox

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

The Four Tops in Concert

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'