Retro Radio Fan Gifts

Music charts development.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Liam Gallagher.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Jimi Hendrix.

Drive in movies.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Elvis Presley

Boombox

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

The Four Tops in Concert

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'