Vintage Radio Show Fan Gifts

Spike Milligan.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Boombox

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Mick Jagger at 95.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'