Retro Radio Enthusiast Gifts

'Personally, I'm not a Boomer. . . But I'm really into boom boxes.'

"We're half way through the nostalgia hour, call me old fashioned but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as when we started."

Boombox

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

The Old Time Television Channel

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub