Vintage Radio Enthusiast Gifts

"Saving the nation is cozy."

1939: Churchill promises 'blood, toil, tears and sweat'.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Play on."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Barber shop quartet

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Gramophone Headphone

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'