Vintage Radios Gifts

Feelings towards radios #4 Man sitting on a radio looking sad.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Boombox

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Older and wiser

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"Saving the nation is cozy."

Music charts development.

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'