Classic Radio Collector Gifts

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Boombox

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Nostalgiaville

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"Saving the nation is cozy."

'Opps!'

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."