Classic Radio Collector Prints

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Mark Knopfler.

Boombox

Spike Milligan

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

The Beatles

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

Nostalgiaville

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Roy Orbison

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Frank, I just finished writing an ad to sell my home entertainment center. The chair is included? It's covered with gum! That's why I said 'Have a complete movie theater experience." The audio components are smashed! Bits are all over the room! And that's why I said "Surround sound system"! Ernie, people want flat-screens ... not a thick cabinet TV! I was honest about that, Frank. I said "3-D television"!

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"Saving the nation is cozy."

'Opps!'

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'