Radio Collector Gifts

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

"Nuts to you, too."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Try his land line.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gramaphone Man.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I wonder what this was for."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."