Radio Collector Pillows

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

"Nuts to you, too."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"What are you doing?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Try his land line.'

'Music & Gym'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

So close... Yet so far.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"I wonder what this was for."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''