Radio Show Collector Pillows

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Boombox

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."