Audio Equipment Collector Pillows

"I'll take that one."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Audio Books

Jazz is Invented

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Six jazz instruments.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

An amplified harp

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Gramaphone Man.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Imagine Dragons

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'