Audio Equipment Collector Pillows

"I'll take that one."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Audio Books

Jazz is Invented

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Six jazz instruments.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Jimi Hendrix.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Edison invents the personal stereo

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Music & Gym'

An amplified harp

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Imagine Dragons

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Music Freak.