Vintage Radio Lover Gifts

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

TV jester.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Button up your overcoat.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'