Vintage Audio Equipment Gifts

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Older and wiser

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

Gramophone Headphone

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Mia Martini

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Teddy organ grinder

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

"He's beginning to recognize you"

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

'Where's the starter?'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Hi Fi

Iconic dog hearing sound of vinyl record with his paw scratching it.

"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'