Vintage Audio Equipment Pillows

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Older and wiser

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

Gramophone Headphone

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"He's beginning to recognize you"

'Where's the starter?'

Teddy organ grinder

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Hi Fi

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Iconic dog hearing sound of vinyl record with his paw scratching it.

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'