Vintage Audio Pillows

Older and wiser

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Play on."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Freddy Starr died here.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Thank you for your service."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Gramophone Headphone

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Sousa's back!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"He's beginning to recognize you"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Teddy organ grinder