Vintage Audio Pillows

Older and wiser

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Ringo Starr

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Play on."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Maria Teresa Vera

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Freddy Starr died here.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Can I be Frank with you?

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"Thank you for your service."

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Mia Martini

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Gramophone Headphone

Keith Richards

"Sousa's back!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

John and Yoko

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

"He's beginning to recognize you"