Vintage Audio Lover Pillows

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Steve Howe.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Play on."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Barber shop quartet

Maria Teresa Vera

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Button up your overcoat.

Older and wiser

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Chuck Berry

Can I be Frank with you?

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Frank Sinatra

Mia Martini

Gramophone Headphone

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Madonna

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"