Radio Fan Prints

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Terry Wogan

DAB vs AM/FM

101 uses of a dead cat: walkie talkie.

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'What really hurts is, i didn't even get to listen to Terry Wogan.'

"It's this disk jockey - I'm sure he's smoking."

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Not-so-easy listening...

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

I think I may have a Jekyll-and-Hyde personality, Dr. Kapuchnik. I'd say you're more like Dr. Demento and Mr. Potato Head, Al.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry. What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance? Simple solution: send your mother to Japan where their entire culture reveres the elderly. Sayonara, grandma!!! Are you sure that's not a just a stereotype? Who cares?!

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

Sheep of the 1970's

It's the "Ask Sadie Advice Hour." "Mad in Montauk," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being so unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously, they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships i

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'