Radio Communicator Fan Prints

WPC

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

News Wear World

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

Terry Wogan

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Vents, real and digital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

Lord Robert Winston

"And now, our newest hit song..."

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"It's for you."

Nostalgiaville

'They have great rapport.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.