Classic Radio Fan Prints

Nostalgiaville

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"How was the play!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'Dauber Micawber'

"Previously on..."

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'And this is our basic model.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy