Classic Radio Fan Prints

Nostalgiaville

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Jimi Hendrix.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"How was the play!"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

'Dauber Micawber'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Previously on..."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Lorne Greene

Mick Jagger at 95.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Terry Wogan

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'And this is our basic model.'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'