Satellite Fan Gifts

Early Space Blunders

Satelite television

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Moon Lander

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Caliologist

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Migration Music