Satellite Navigation Fan Gifts

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Pirates

Goose checking his GPS.

Migration Music

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Landlubbers ONLY!

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

GPS Systems.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'Backseat driver...'

Airbus

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"Naw, it's a drone."

CS558741

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"