Space Technology Fan T-Shirts

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Time Machine Collision

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Rocket Ark

Swamp gas

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Astronaut Selfie.

"It appears you have a virus."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Corn Aliens

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

AstraZeneca

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'