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'Wow! That rocket salad has got a kick!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Moon Lander

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Space Pioneer

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Rocket Ark

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Rocket to the Moon