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You must be this tall.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Filling the Missile Gap

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Space exploration"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Girls in Science

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Space Pioneer

"So what do you do for a living?"