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You must be this tall.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Dr. Roo.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Space exploration"

Filling the Missile Gap

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Girls in Science

Space Pioneer