Rocket Science Buffs T-Shirts

"How can they say it's getting easier - this is rocket science."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Space exploration"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Rocket.

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Girls in Science

"So what do you do for a living?"

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Space Pioneer

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'