Rocket Science Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Girls in Science

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Rocket Ark

Space Pioneer

NASA Hits Shuffle

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'