Rocket Science Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Parking meter on the moon.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Space exploration"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Rocket Ark

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

Space Pioneer

Life in the fastest lane.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

NASA Hits Shuffle