Rocket Enthusiasts Gifts

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"If Elon Musk can do it, so can we."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We've made great progress!"

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

You must be this tall.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'