Rocket Aficionados Gifts

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"We've made great progress!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

NASA Special

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

"So what do you do for a living?"

Rocket Ark

Space Pioneer

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."