Rocket Enthusiast Gifts

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

"That's where you're wrong! It is rocket science."

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Rocket.

The rocket powered skiier

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

'Not only will I fly, I will fly to the Moon!'

NASA - Out to Launch.

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

Girls in Science

Shuttle wash

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Space Sheep.

Marcus suddenly had the realisation that he hadn't invented any brakes.

'You're allergic to the environment. We've got to get you off the planet.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Minority business' taking off

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

Gasoline fuel theft

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

Rocket to the Moon

Rocket

"I live about three seconds from here."

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

"Oops..."

Billionaires in Space!

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Learner Driver

NASA sign on door reads 'Gone to launch'.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rocket Ark