Toy Rocket Enthusiasts Gifts

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

"Space exploration"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Rocket Ark

Space Pioneer

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'Boat Launch'

Rocket to the Moon

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Football Planet

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'