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'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Space exploration"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Rocket.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Space Pioneer

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Rocket to the Moon

'Boat Launch'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk