Rocket Collectors T-Shirts

"Mine's bigger."

"We've made great progress!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Space exploration"

Filling the Missile Gap

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Rocket.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Girls in Science

Rocket Ark

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'