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'I'm going to be gone for awhile, Eleanor. . . don't wait up.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Planet is a target.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Rocket.

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Rocket Ark

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Space Pioneer

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

NASA Hits Shuffle

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'Lift off, we have lift off...'