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Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Dr. Roo.

You must be this tall.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Girls in Science