Model Rocket Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Space exploration"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Space Pioneer

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Rocket Ark

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Rocket to the Moon

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

'Boat Launch'

NYC Department of Sanitation

Football Planet

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"