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'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Airlines

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Flight Socks.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

For Sale: Red Arrow

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

Airline concerns.

Airshow.

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Multiple Migs

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Setting Cabin Temperature