Model Plane Enthusiast Prints

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

For Sale: Red Arrow

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airshow.

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Multiple Migs

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Dave - We need you back at the office.