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"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Working from home.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Paper Airplane

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

'Model Aircraft.'

Drone.

Drones

"I've never dated a model before."

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Airplane cockpit has a paper aeroplane in it.

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.