Collecting Plane Models T-Shirts

OOPS!

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Multiple Migs

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Working from home.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

You're my Chattanooga Choo Choo!

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Air Control.

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

Hitech Amusement.

King paper plane.

Grumpy,sleepy,doc,dopey.

'Fool me once...'