Toy Plane Collector T-Shirts

Working from home.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

OOPS!

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

RAF plane ride.

Toys Were Me

For Sale: Red Arrow

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

Multiple Migs

Traffic Jam.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Jeremy Clarkson

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

Drones

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."

Train Spotter

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Roger, when I said we should experiment with a few toys in the bedroom....'

"Texting and driving is a violation."

Farmland

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

"But why can't I use the boat to go to the mainland?"