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"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

Artisanal Pottery

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'