Vintage Airplane Lover T-Shirts

Kangaroo in a plane.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

I warned you to keep it low!

"I wonder where they nest..."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airshow.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

Your Luggage

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'