Vintage Airplane Lover T-Shirts

Kangaroo in a plane.

Airlines

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"I wonder where they nest..."

I warned you to keep it low!

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

Airshow.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Multiple Migs

Your Luggage

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'