Vintage Aircraft Lover T-Shirts

'Now let them talk about us using private jets.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

Flight Socks.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

I warned you to keep it low!

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Setting Cabin Temperature

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.