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"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'We're downsizing.'

Airlines

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

Multiple Migs

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

Drones

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."